A few Swampers showed up. Other than Ms. Foster, there are no Nina supporters yet. But there are definitely no Pants representatives.

I’ve been told that Bruce has declared he won’t show tonight. I don’t think that’s much fun. They could make a spectacle, which would at least give me something to look at, other than MTV videos and gay men Action candidates.

It also reminds me of a Cult of the Dead Cow essay from the ’90s, “Pantslessness”.